When the waiting ends ... and you're told the results of your biopsy

I'd been told that the results from the biopsy would take a while and so I was quite surprised to receive an appointment to see the consultant a week later. Gloria and I both put a positive spin on it which went something like this:

"They probably just want to go through the result and tell us that it needs monitoring;"
"It's going to be an all-clear - I can't have prostate cancer because I feel so great;"
"If it is prostate cancer, then it's been caught early and if treatment is needed, they'll get on with it quickly."